I am not sure what to do with my baby when I leave?

mark b asked:


I don’t usually deal with babies too well but I am going to a New Year’s party out of state. I can’t bring the baby with me because he will get stolen or eaten by something. I was thinking about getting a bunch of giant animals to guard and nurture him until I get back. Would it be possible to loop a leash from my rottweiler to the baby to make sure he doesn’t get lost? I will leave more than enough baby food and dog food out for them both and I think it will be a good for my dog to learn responsibility. Any thoughts?

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24 Responses to “I am not sure what to do with my baby when I leave?”

  1. Comment by lindsey4706

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    GET A LIFE!

  2. Comment by eat my shorts

    baby deals

    Um, psycho much?

  3. Comment by Lily

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    sicko

  4. Comment by believeinwishes

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    jerk

  5. Comment by April

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    Uhm, I’m not really sure what you’re talking about. If this is a human baby you’re talking about you should be slapped silly for even asking this.

  6. Comment by crank726

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    I don’t think you should have anymore children.

  7. Comment by SDS

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    Once againg children, DON’T DO DRUGS

  8. Comment by mommyof4

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    no

  9. Comment by Mrs. SmartyPants

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    Yeah, that would probably work. Just remember though, beer and hard liquor don’t mix well, so be careful with yourself and have a good time at the party! Goof ball! That is some funny ****.

  10. Comment by totspotathome

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    You are a wonderful example of the type of people who shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.

  11. Comment by paulamarie27

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    ok….what ever the hell that was supposed to mean…..FREAK

  12. Comment by Lisa J

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    people usually come on here for comfort sometimes more than answers…they just want to hear someone say that it happens and it’s ok…so you shouldn’t make fun cuz that sounds like what your doing…please stop and if this is real…GET HELP!!! Even if it’s not GET HELP…how can you talk about a baby like that

  13. Comment by lil_kitty_0879

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    omg wat the hell a real baby you nuts!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Comment by *~ riddles ~*

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    congratulations! you are a prime example of someone who shouldn’t breed!

  15. Comment by impala400sb

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    thanks for the 2 pts

  16. Comment by jodi s

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    Thank you. I feel much better about my parenting skills now. And I had a great laugh too.

  17. Comment by dmommab@sbcglobal.net

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    perfect – better yet, maybe something will eat you while you are there so your child has a chance in life.

  18. Comment by MasonMom06

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    thanks for the 2 points, now get another hobby!!!!!

  19. Comment by elfreda

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    Mark b – the baby’s mother – who is also YOUR mother should be able to look after it, or is it your sister this time?.

    P.S I saw your question in the *** section – I am glad that you have finally plucked up the courage to try and find out about male *******. Remember my advice, not everyone will be into your freaky ways, but I am sure that you will find a guy who has the same proclivities as you.

    Good luck, mate!

  20. Comment by Yo Mum Mum

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    Well I think the dog would get bored and want to go party with his mates so he’ll only palm the baby off on some raccoons or something, why dont you send some smoke signals to your neighbour with the cute teenage daughter, she could come over and hangout in your cave with the little one and eat you out of cave and home and litter the place with empty goat bladders. Much better idea!!

  21. Comment by Stephanie P

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    i think you need to go see a dr for whatever you are on. go get help. and turn the child over to someone who knows what there are doing. GET HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Comment by dixiefrogs

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    Sure why not? I’m sure the dog would make a better caregiver than you.

  23. Comment by joey5703

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    nut job

  24. Comment by ldalderete

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    I don’t think that is a good idea. How about calling your mom?